A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub
Posted by Brad | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 25-08-2009
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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. Are you the manager she
asked softly stroking his face with both hands?
Actually, no, he replied.
Can you u get him for me? I need to speak to him, she said, running
her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t, breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can
do?
Yes. I need for you to give him a message, she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartenders lips and slyly popping a couple of
her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him? The bartender managed to say.
Tell him, she whispered, there’s no toilet paper, hand soap,or paper towels
in the ladies room.
