Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
‘These damn girls’ night out have got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties.’
‘You think that’s bad’ said the other husband, ‘Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says: ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’

So this site is where I publish funny & ridiculous stuff, today here in the UK something is being reported in the news that is perfect for this site. Firstly let’s remember that the UK government does not like terrorists in fact our lives are all inconvenienced on a daily basis with a progressive loss of our freedom because the UK government thinks terrorists are such an evil bunch of bastards.

So today, after 5 years in prison in the UK a terrorist by the “name” Abu Qatada, was released back into UK society after conveniently just a couple of months ago in April some stupid idiot in the Court of Appeal blocked his deportation to Jordan because there he is also a convicted terrorist and might be rightfully tortured for the misery he inflicted on the lives of others.

But to really rub shit in the face of the UK, this guy must have a really just reason for being here in the first place right?, wrong, the 45-year-old father-of-five arrived in the UK in September 1993 on a forged United Arab Emirates passport.

So he comes here in 1993 and later becomes one of the UK’s most wanted men

Abu Qatada became one of the UK’s most wanted men in December 2001 when he went on the run on the eve of government moves to introduce new anti-terror laws allowing suspects to be detained without charge or trial

So he’s here on a fake passport, with 5 kids that the UK tax payer is no doubt feeding and housing, preaches terrorist propaganda throughout Europe, leaps onto the most wanted list, disappears, finds a cozy home in jail for 5 years, then gets to stick around here because he is convicted of the same thing somewhere else.

Seriously… I know so many great people who are trying to set up an honest life here in the UK from elsewhere and really struggling to get a British passport so they can get their lives on track, and there are just too many fuckers like this retard above who can just fly in here and piss over the whole system and the UK has become far too much of a fucking joke to do anything about it.

EXTRADITE HIM TODAY FOR FUCKS SAKE – SHOW SOME BALLS.

Since my original web site that’s been online since 2001 I now have over 10 successful web properties marketing products in a whole range of markets to the UK and the US.

I enjoyed putting funny images, jokes and prank phone calls on my original site to get the ball rolling and since then have been focussing mainly on developing business online.

So here under my personal .com domain it’s time to get back to the fun side of things and share with you some of the cool things I come across and get sent every day.

I hope you enjoy, I want to see your comments throughout the site – don’t be a pussy add a comment.

If you find something you like, please add a link to the page on this site so your visitors can check it out, don’t link to the content from your own site – bandwidth stealing isn’t cool.

On the flipside if you want to add something to my site, just email brad@bradmcallister.com – if its any good i will add it here and give you full credits.