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Congrats to the democrats, America gets a funkier president who all the news channels insist on pointing out is black (take a look at his late grandmother to see how wrong they are). Apparently he got a phone call from Great Wanker Bush which was no doubt to reassure him that Dubyah had done a good job and taking over from him would be nice and easy.

So today there’s a much needed feeling of hope for change in the world, couple of wars less than there are now and no more rediculously high fat cat bailouts at the expense of the taxpayer.

Let’s see how much change can be bought about in 2009!

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Today is the day that hopefully the world gets a little lighter and the evil that is George Bush as the presidential funny man of America with his evil sidekick no longer casts a shadow on how the world is run, I could tell from just looking at his eyes as he was sworn in first time round that bad times were ahead, today those times are over.

So good luck Obama, yes you have a pretty strange name, and Americans will probably feel weird for a while having a black man as president, I hope all the voting machines behave this time round and everyone who said they would vote for you does.

Barack Obama seems like a decent bloke and has a lot more life in him than blinking McCain with this hair updo wacky sidekick, for fucks sake we have had enough of some funny faced mofo with an evil fuck next to them dictating over the world in the name of freedom.

It’s time for a change, 8 years of darkness over ‘n lets move forward.

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This morning we changed our GP (for those who are not in the UK, this is your local doctor who you go to for general things without having to go to the hospital “General Practice” ), our GP for the last 4 years has been about as useless as a chocolate teapot.

So if you feel like your GP is just someone who is just churning through the local population at fixed intervals offering incomplete advice to maintain their funding and not living up to their responsibilities then CHANGE. You are entitled to swap to an alternative in your area as long as you are in their “catchment area” which can be quite fiddly but it’s almost certain that especially if you live in a built up area you have a degree of choice.

Our new GP can’t even be compared to the other one, very professional, modern, pleasant spacious, free parking, got exactly what we expected from a service that costs a fucking arm and a leg from our automatic deductions from monthly salary… remember that shit isn’t really free unless you are some scrounging wankstain council tennant that sits on your arse all day soaking up state resources, those people are what needs fixing with this country.

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