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We all appear to still be alive!

Posted by Brad | Posted in Ramblings | Posted on 10-09-2008

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Well I believe CERN did it’s stuff a couple of hours ago as me and my wife heard on the radio while driving to work this morning, being told 26 mins to go until they fire up the experiment!.

So now its a couple of hours later and after rewriting half my Bingo website so I can serve news content from dynamically created URLs that the search engine spiders just love, I remember.. hang on… wasn’t the reset button on life pressed a couple of hours ago…

I wonder what they found out so far.

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Will we all cease to exist next wednesday?

Posted by Brad | Posted in Angry Rants | Posted on 04-09-2008

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By this time next week, CERN will carry out what could be mankinds final fuckabout with nature, personally I would rather they didn’t do this and all went off camping /  all went off to Amsterdam or something else enjoyably natural.

The idea of their experiment is something to do with proving that the universe was started by a big bang, so what better way to test the theory than to spend a fucking ridiculous amount of money creating another big bang!, fuckit, a bunch of nerdy virgins have had enough of not getting any sleep spending night after night wondering about huge things that they can never change, and are going to press the reset button on life for all of us.

Hopefully I am very, very wrong and next week I will still be posting semi-meaningless jibberish to this blog, if not then thanks for destroying everything for all of us you dickweeds, couldn’t you have at least asked us all before taking life for all as we know it into your own hands.

They must have a very high opinion of themselves to be able to assume such responsibility for the destruction of creation…

Update: Seems I am not the only one who thinks this could be a bad idea. I mean they say what they are doing is slightly less powerful than atomic reactions that already occur every day, but the science programme on the BBC I was watching last night made it pretty obvious that they have absolutely no idea what the outcome will be of this EXPERIMENT.

On a slightly more optimistic note perhaps the results of this will be cool, and we will all be powering our lives with something far cleaner than petrol, gas, and nuclear power.

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