To my surprise today I saw 4 desks & chairs on the pavement all brightly offering a “free stress test”, with dianetics in smaller text and a couple of mentions of the science fiction writer ron hubbard on the side, I instantly recognised this as the evil beginning of scientology. About 10 years ago in Munich I was walking out of my hotel to be greeted by someone in the street who said “GusGott”, which turned out to be good day in the southern German region, which I didn’t understand so he spotted me as a foreigner and next thing I knew I was invited into this building to talk about something or other and see if I would be interested in buying a couple of books… I turned it down and left the building.

Little did  I know that was Scientology trying to lure a 25 year old me into it’s clutches, so today the more informed me saw this little show and wanted to have a go of some sort at them. As I walked back to the car I walked more and more slowly… then a girl asked me if I was interested in a free stress test… to which I confidently replied “Isn’t this that cult that takes away all your money?”, she said “No it isn’t”, I looked at it and finally said “well it certainly looks like it”, then walked away feeling good about my dig at evil.

For those who don’t know what all this is about, just check out the BBC episode about them.

It’s important when you are selling something online to secure the page where the customer gets the goods so that search engines dont index the page, many webmasters make this slip-up, heres a couple of quick queries you can tell your friends about – or just send them to this page where I will add more as in time…

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22CLICKBANK%2FKEYNETICS+will+appear%22&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=inurl%3A%22cbreceipt%22+&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_en___GB215

If you understand the principle – you are looking for pages indexed in google that confirm someone has paid for something and are now offering the links to the goods, you can start playing…. here are some queries to get you started:

Your credit card or bank statement will show a charge from CLKBANK*com
A charge from CLKBANK
A Charge from paypal
Paypal payment or paypal payment confirmed
Paypal Statement
CLKBANK save as
CLKBANK Download instructions
CLKBANK*com
cbreceipt or cbreceipt click
CLKBANK right click or CLKBANK click
Download the latest version of adobe acrobat reader
right click save target as
right click save
right click save file as
Click here to download
Save target as
Save file as
recieve future updates
username is password is
username: password:
Members or Members area
Thank you for your order
Thank you for your purchase
Thanks for your order
Thanks for your purchase
Thanks for purchasing……
Order Confirmation
Order Confirmed

Last year we had a nice long weekend the month before the  Grand Prix in Monaco, I entered a quick “click to enter” competition in an American online conference and found myself with a flights, hotel, and couple of hundred quid to blow in the Casino paid weekend in Monte Carlo, we paid £200 for the 9 minute ride by helicopter from Nice for our weekend in style, suited and booted full of champagne off for a night of Poker, Roulette & Slots, it is an amazing place full of luxury, if you ever get the chance to go to Monaco and marvel at the ferraris & yachts then go there!.

This is a video I uploaded to youtube just after we went, I tried to see it from my webserver and youtube said it couldn’t play it anymore, so here at home tonight I had another go and it worked fine, does it work for you?

I’ll never know who the bloke was in the front passenger seat of the plane, looked familiar and was probably some big head in banking, he flashed some cash and was on the helicopter with us.