Today is the day that hopefully the world gets a little lighter and the evil that is George Bush as the presidential funny man of America with his evil sidekick no longer casts a shadow on how the world is run, I could tell from just looking at his eyes as he was sworn in first time round that bad times were ahead, today those times are over.

So good luck Obama, yes you have a pretty strange name, and Americans will probably feel weird for a while having a black man as president, I hope all the voting machines behave this time round and everyone who said they would vote for you does.

Barack Obama seems like a decent bloke and has a lot more life in him than blinking McCain with this hair updo wacky sidekick, for fucks sake we have had enough of some funny faced mofo with an evil fuck next to them dictating over the world in the name of freedom.

It’s time for a change, 8 years of darkness over ‘n lets move forward.

Now I am British, so I don’t get to vote for either of them, but I really hope to god that any American who asks themselves which of the two candidates to vote for DO NOT VOTE FOR McCAIN. Seriously, even if Obama isn’t quite as golden as he seems at first glance, McCain is obviously a bad choice to make.

Give this clip a few minutes of your time and remember it when you make your choice, remember that, it is your choice (assuming the results don’t get rigged again).

Someone on the other side of the pond must have heard the radio in the trailer next to them and found themselves compelled to ask…

I really enjoyed Rome, I tried Absinthe for the first time and had a nice chat with an old American bloke at the bottom of the Spanish steps there, real nice laugh.

But on the other side…. seriously… you 20 something year old American girls more often than not sound as thick as fuck, we were on the bus going back to the hotel and three of you were bitching away about something or other and the conversation was pretty much just like the one in the advert below, I wanted to smack some sense into them so bad.

It never ceases to amaze me how low the tolerance to alcohol is in your average American

Look how fucked these boys are after some Bud Light

By the way, after living in America for three months, I can tell you that bud light is not beer, its coloured water.

More evil “Lite” beer at work here no doubt:

If you want real beer, then drink on this little beauty.