And so the vicious circle of what is healthy this year will kill you next year, and the year after that it will be healthy again goes on.. which strangely has no boundaries except the end of research funding for smart people with nothing better to do with their time.

Now it’s the turn of cycling, until today a GREAT way to get fit (I drive but also ride my bike to work as it’s a WAY more enjoyable commute) – if you’re a man and cycle more than precisely 186 miles a week then your balls are toast.

I will say though that after years of commuting by bike, I became a dad when I decided for myself to lay off the cycling for a bit, and the smoking…