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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder……

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on…….

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Yesterday yet another great guy died, George carlin, so the ledgendary Bill Hicks is gone, Mitch Hedberg is also up in heaven making people laugh, everyone that tries to make a difference clocks off early, why is that?.

R.I.P. George, you were certainly a smart guy with a great attitude.

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My how times have changed…

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Since my original web site that’s been online since 2001 I now have over 10 successful web properties marketing products in a whole range of markets to the UK and the US.

I enjoyed putting funny images, jokes and prank phone calls on my original site to get the ball rolling and since then have been focussing mainly on developing business online.

So here under my personal .com domain it’s time to get back to the fun side of things and share with you some of the cool things I come across and get sent every day.

I hope you enjoy, I want to see your comments throughout the site - don’t be a pussy add a comment.

If you find something you like, please add a link to the page on this site so your visitors can check it out, don’t link to the content from your own site - bandwidth stealing isn’t cool.

On the flipside if you want to add something to my site, just email brad@bradmcallister.com - if its any good i will add it here and give you full credits.

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